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~triadenforcer

the triads will kill you all!!!!
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S.P.C.ATom cat.....there’s no need to feel down….  I say....tom cat….get your paws off the ground  I say….tom cat….cause you’re in a new pound  There’s no need to feel unhappy….   
Tom cat…..there's a place you can go…..  
I say….tom cat….when there’s no food in your bowl….  
You can stay there….and I'm sure you will find….  
Many ways to have a good time….   
It’s fun to be a stray at the S.P.C.A….  It’s fun to be a stray at the S.P.C.A….   
They have everything….for you cats S.P.C.A
by ~triadenforcer
Self-defense against fruit(the location is in the triad headquarters….four triad members are undergoing hand to hand combat training  under the watchful eye of a triad combat instructor)   
Triad combat instructor:  Good evening recruits!   
Triad members:  Evening sir……..   
Triad combat instructor:  Where’s all the others recruits triadenforcer tasked me with?......     Triad members:  Not here………   
Triad combat instructor:  I can see that……what’s the matter with them?   
Triad members:  Dunno……    Self-defense against fruit
by ~triadenforcer
nacho mannacho...wanna eat some nachos....  
nacho...wanna thrill my tastebuds with nachos.....  nacho...wanna try some nachos....  
nacho...it's a snack called nachos...  Check out some nachos nachos....  
Don't you doubt a nacho nacho...  
talkin' bout some nachos nacho....  check out some nachos....   
every snacker wants to be.....a nacho nacho man  eating the kind of snack.....Ignacio Anaya says we can  opening a bag....it's a breeze  tastes good with sourcream......and some cheese  nacho are kinda pointy.....better eat them slow  otherwise your facecheeks might get some holes. nacho man
by ~triadenforcer
tomoko's rescue(inside a dark lecture room......a group of men are seated facing the front of the room......with the screen shining with a bright blue light normally seen when the video projector machine is on standby mode)   
(the location is of that of a triad crime group's base of operations.....under the leadership of triadenforcer)   
(unlike most crime groups.....this one also had played the role of mercenaries.....what was even more suprising....was that the big man himself.....triadenforcer.......perfered to accompany his soldiers on any mission in which someone hired their services for money)   
(right now....a platoon tomoko's rescue
by ~triadenforcer
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My ongoing feud with Windows Internet Explorer....

Sun Nov 8, 2009, 3:11 AM
  • Mood: Pissed Off
  • Listening to: The Liberty Bell March......
  • Reading: Internet Explorer Troubleshooting.....
and a tribute to.....(and parody of).....Fawlty Towers.

[link]

*Triadenforcer is using windows internet explorer when suddenly.....it becomes unresponsive for the umpteenth time in a row.....*

Come on!..... Come on!..... Start!.....Start you son of a bitch!.....

Come on!...... Oh God Damn it!......I'm warning you!....you better start comrade!.......

I'll count to three!....1...2...3!.......That's does it!........*gets up from his swivel chair*

I've had enough of this bullshit!........You've pushed you luck for the last time!.......


Damn!..... don't say I did not fucking warn you!....I've told you over and over again!

Fuck!......well this is the last straw!.......I'm gonna fuck you up!

*heads off screen.....and returns with a nunchucku....he starts smashing up his laptop....*

(Personally....I do not know what’s wrong with internet explorer.....it keeps on freezing and I have to reload it over and over again.....)

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  • Current Residence: singapore
  • Interests: reading sci fi,console gaming,drumming
  • Favourite movie: predator,I robot
  • Favourite band or musician: metallica,drowning pool,rammstein
  • Favourite genre of music: heavy metal,rock
  • Favourite artist: fred perry,taral wayne,limeykat
  • Favourite poet or writer: issac asimov
  • Favourite style of art: line art or anything neat
  • Operating System: windows xp
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod
  • Shell of choice: sniper rounds
  • Wallpaper of choice: decepticon insignia
  • Skin of choice: automatic ghillie suit
  • Favourite game: call of duty 4
  • Favourite gaming platform: xbox ,xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: megatron,soundwave,starscream,optimus prime,statler,waldorf
  • Personal Quote: you should lock your doors 24/7,its a dangerous world out there!,full of criminals and terrorists!
  • Tools of the Trade: sniper rifle,combat knife,my own bare hands and legs,assorted chinese weapons

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:iconmathematix:
Mood: Joy =mathematix Mar 12, 2009, 11:55:36 PM
:iconahoyplz: :peace:

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My father died, and then I cried
But I failed to see-
I'm not alone, to sit on the throne.
He lives inside of me.
:meditate:
:icontriadenforcer:
~triadenforcer Mar 13, 2009, 6:00:30 AM
*raises a bottle of chinese triad beer in response as a friendly gesture*

Howdy.......

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when defending yourself,remember 3 things
1.strike first
2.strike fast
3.strike hard
4.repeat step 1 to step 4....until the attacker is dead

peace through tyranny!-megatron

visit my deviantart profile, and live a long healthy life,yes?
:iconmathematix:
=mathematix Mar 13, 2009, 8:19:55 AM
How's life treating you?
Life is good.

:D

--
My father died, and then I cried
But I failed to see-
I'm not alone, to sit on the throne.
He lives inside of me.
:meditate:
:icontriadenforcer:
~triadenforcer Mar 13, 2009, 7:45:25 PM
fine by the way......

--
when defending yourself,remember 3 things
1.strike first
2.strike fast
3.strike hard
4.repeat step 1 to step 4....until the attacker is dead

peace through tyranny!-megatron

visit my deviantart profile, and live a long healthy life,yes?
:iconmathematix:
=mathematix Mar 14, 2009, 1:27:13 AM
Great!!!

:bounce:

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My father died, and then I cried
But I failed to see-
I'm not alone, to sit on the throne.
He lives inside of me.
:meditate:
:iconglenhallprotectorite:
~Glenhallprotectorite Jan 18, 2009, 5:29:13 AM
A drummer huh? I play trombone.

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"No. The argument clinic is one room down. This one is verbal abuse." Monty Python quotes change randomly.
That crazy bastard may be the only sane one left!- Dr. Stubbs from Catch-22.
:icontriadenforcer:
~triadenforcer Jan 18, 2009, 6:21:43 AM
I see.......your skill level?


some guys on youtube played the liberty bell march using trombones.....they call themselves "The Original Boneheads"

[link]

--
when defending yourself,remember 3 things
1.strike first
2.strike fast
3.strike hard
4.repeat step 1 to step 4....until the attacker is dead

peace through tyranny!-megatron

visit my deviantart profile, and live a long healthy life,yes?
:iconglenhallprotectorite:
~Glenhallprotectorite Jan 18, 2009, 7:13:15 AM
they are pretty good. I could probably play it too. It doesn't look or sound complicated. I've played for.... *counts on fingers*... 5 years. And I just started playing baritone last year too.

--
"No. The argument clinic is one room down. This one is verbal abuse." Monty Python quotes change randomly.
That crazy bastard may be the only sane one left!- Dr. Stubbs from Catch-22.
:icontriadenforcer:
~triadenforcer Jan 18, 2009, 7:34:26 PM
now they just need a giant styrofoam foot at the end of their videos

--
when defending yourself,remember 3 things
1.strike first
2.strike fast
3.strike hard
4.repeat step 1 to step 4....until the attacker is dead

peace through tyranny!-megatron

visit my deviantart profile, and live a long healthy life,yes?
:iconglenhallprotectorite:
~Glenhallprotectorite Jan 19, 2009, 5:22:53 AM
lol. Giant styrofoam feet are awesome.

--
"No. The argument clinic is one room down. This one is verbal abuse." Monty Python quotes change randomly.
That crazy bastard may be the only sane one left!- Dr. Stubbs from Catch-22.
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